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"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood director.

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"My best friend is my phone."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

The Four Tops in Concert

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

The Poet.

Communication

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Shouting

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

Recording Studio

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'