Megaphone Maestro Mugs

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood director.

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Four Tops in Concert

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

The Poet.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Communication

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

Recording Studio

'Wow- you're one helluva great cook! Even the stuff you ordered from the delivery store is burned!'

Shouting

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Annoucement

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

Tom Waits.