Megaphone Master Mugs

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"You know, Ed, it's not so much what you say, it's how you say it."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"You see it right?"

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

"An everything Martini, please."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The Four Tops in Concert

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Poet.

Communication