Megaphone Master Pillows

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"You know, Ed, it's not so much what you say, it's how you say it."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"You see it right?"

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

George Michael

"An everything Martini, please."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Karaoke night.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Hollywood producer.

Robbie Williams

Waking Up With Rooster.

The Four Tops in Concert

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."