Megaphone Wielder Pillows

The Art Student.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'There's nothing on.'

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Hollywood producer.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

I'm color blind, please help.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Communication

Shouting

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Shepherd

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

Tortoise and the Hare

Henri Matisse

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'