Megaphones Pillows

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"My computer just texted me."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Stupid Microwave

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Hollywood producer.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

The Four Tops in Concert

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"