Megaphones Pillows

'I don't think the chief would approve of us ordering donuts from the parking lot like this.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"My computer just texted me."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

Stupid Microwave

Hollywood producer.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

The Four Tops in Concert

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."