Video Game Maestro Mugs

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Trout Game

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

Party games.

Care to BBQ with genius inventor?

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

Piano desk.

Organist

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'