Pc Maestro Pillows

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'Pictures of your family?'

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen