Desk Chaos Tamer Gifts

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

The weightless office.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

The Clipping

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'Except...That.'

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"I have a system."

'911!'

Wonder Woman!

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Desk Tray: 'In One Ear' and 'Out The Other'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

I suggest you call technical support.