Desk Chaos Embracer Prints

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Summertime.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Friday 5.30pm.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'He's doing it again.'

While you were out...

I'll be back.

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Accountancy

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

"I have a system."

'911!'