Chaos Embracers Prints

'No, the chaos theory does not account for the state of your room.'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'He's doing it again.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Courtney Love

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

The Creative Process

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.