Chaos Embracer Gifts

"Planning,who's got time for planning? I haven't even got time to get dressed in the morning."

'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'

'Can of worms - do not open!'

Summertime.

"Well, one person's mess is another person's immersive experience."

"Paintballing is great for team development."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

US elections and hurricanes

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

"Not again, buster!!!!!"

I Can't Make This Stuff Up... Tee Hee

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"And now the weather for the weekend." Hand in Lucky Dip.

'I'll never listen to 'Flight of the Bumblebee' again, while washing the dishes.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

String

The Creative Process

'I am just popping out , to do some last minute Christmas shopping.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Cleaning lady vandalizes a portrait while the artist's back is turned.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."