Journey Embracer Gifts

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Heading off with a packed bag

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Discomfort zone.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Courtney Love

'I'm all about quantity.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"We've found your birth mother."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.