Journey Embracer T-Shirts

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Heading off with a packed bag

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Discomfort zone.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I'm all about quantity.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"We've found your birth mother."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'