Chaos Theory Fan T-Shirts

"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."

Crash venn diagram.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Family with pets.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Non-Drip ?

Why markets crash.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

City centre pub.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Hell: The Airport"

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Chaos Theory Conference.