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"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Family with pets.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Non-Drip ?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

City centre pub.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Billy's clean room.

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

Is clutter necessary?

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'