Tech Emergency Aficionado T-Shirts

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Airbag safety feature.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Mad cleaning robot.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Hands-free laptop.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores