Disaster Preparedness Nerd Gifts

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Emergency Underpants

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Disasters

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

News: Flash Floods

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Thank God we're insured"

Flood Rescues

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).