Disaster Preparedness Nerd Gifts

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Natural Disasters

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Emergency Underpants

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

News: Flash Floods

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Flood Rescues

Where's the leak then?