Flood Fishing Fanatics Gifts

From any kind of water.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Bull charging a fisherman

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Dentists on Holiday

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"