Flood Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

Fishermen in Floods

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Fishing with God

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'