Flood Fishing Enthusiast Pillows

Fishermen in Floods

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

"We'll always have Paris..."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Catching flying fish...'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.