Flood Fishing Fanatics Pillows

From any kind of water.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Bull charging a fisherman

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Climate Change Contingency House

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Dentists on Holiday

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"