Floodplain Enthusiast Pillows

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Salmon with a gas mask.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Next train: Deluged

Flooding