Floodplain Enthusiast Pillows

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Salmon with a gas mask.

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

The mysteries of Noah's ark.

"Look! They're closing the doors! Hurry! I promise we're not going to the vet!"

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

Next train: Deluged