Floating Gifts

"The sea will doctor you now."

Ballon's Freedom

What happens when you go with the flow.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

"Helen, you're drifting."

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

Man Floating on Paper Boat

Keep off the grass...

The plaster of danger.

"Trust me, guys! It'll work. I did a complete science investigation."

Floating

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Caliologist

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Could you give us a push?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."