Floating Athletes Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Bears going water skiing.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

Surfing koala.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'