Floating Athletes Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Surfing koala.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bears going water skiing.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Marco ..."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Swimming Prankster

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'