Floating T-Shirts

Ballon's Freedom

What happens when you go with the flow.

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Isolation tank in a shipwreck.

"The isolation tank's started leaking, again."

"Helen, you're drifting."

The Bathers - Journey to St Cloud

Man Floating on Paper Boat

Keep off the grass...

The plaster of danger.

"Trust me, guys! It'll work. I did a complete science investigation."

Floating

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Caliologist

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Could you give us a push?'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."