Flooding Pillows

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A Hole in the Dike

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Venice Floods

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Floating

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

Noah's Ark

'It's a very nice house, when the tide is out.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"The environmentalists should be happy - climate change is helping to restore former wetlands."

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.