Flood Myths Gifts

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"If it's going to rain 40 days and 40 nights, I'm going to sell flood insurance."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Noah's Ark

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"We've got water views again."

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"It's deeper by train"

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Kangroos on an Ark

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

And that's where mermaids came from.

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made worse by all the rain in York..."

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

"Oh boy, if the kitchen keeps on flooding, we might be able to escape!"

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

Letters arrive during flood.