Flood Myths Gifts

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"If it's going to rain 40 days and 40 nights, I'm going to sell flood insurance."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Noah's Ark

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"We've got water views again."

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

"It's deeper by train"

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

Kangroos on an Ark

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

And that's where mermaids came from.

"I guess that bone's a goner..."

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

Letters arrive during flood.

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

"Oh boy, if the kitchen keeps on flooding, we might be able to escape!"