Experiencing A Flood Prints

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Harvey before and after.

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

"Got it!"

Noah's Ark

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Next train: Deluged

Water Department Flood

Flooding

"We've got water views again."

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'