Sea Story Fans Pillows

"He was a sea rescue."

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fish or Cut Bait

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Pirate King!

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

The Truth About Mermaids

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

'You're retaining water.'

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab