Sea Story Admirers Pillows

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

'You're retaining water.'

Piranhaclaus

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

One of a kind.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Exempli Gratia.

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.