Sea Story Admirer Mugs

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Artifishial Intelligence

"He was a sea rescue."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"