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'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Fishing.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Pirate King!

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Mermaid Yoga

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'