Lovers Of The Sea T-Shirts

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Fishing boat.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

'...I said we've been marooned.'