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Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

I told you that kid was spoiled.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Returns"

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Black Friday

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Canute Does It Again

Happy Valentine!

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"I'm your sun!"

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Moonbillies.

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'My member requires some interest.'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'I love our decadence!'