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An eagle attacks a parachute

Cow Blue Arrows

Fishing.

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'Come on! You only live once!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

"We both knew this day would come."

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Surveillance Society

"You said you wanted an outdoor wedding just because it was romantic!"

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

War games.

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

"Maybe they've oversimplified the cockpit controls."

Many clouds in the sky. They ask: 'What's all this lonely as a cloud business?'

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"The sea is my home. Her raging swells are my walls, her foamy depths my bed. I bide in the fathomless mystery of her inky bosom. Because Brooklyn is just crazy right now."

"I didn't expect them to be so lumpy."

Man sees the earth from his window instead of the moon.

Angels on a cloud. One has an egg under him.

"The Baby Delivery Sector has to move with the times, Stork."

"... and there's a nominal fee for that emotional baggage."