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Man seeing a naked woman in the stars

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Romantic Moon

"Another nightmare?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Skimming out star reflections

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Moon Romance

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

War games.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Astronomical observations.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

People siting on icebergs,

Cow at night.