Lover Of The Night Sky Gifts

Man seeing a naked woman in the stars

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Serenading

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Romantic Moon

"Another nightmare?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

Skimming out star reflections

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Moon Romance

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

War games.

Astronomical observations.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

People siting on icebergs,