Lover Of The Cosmos Gifts

Man sees the earth from his window instead of the moon.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

Newborn Cosmonaut

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I opted for the upgrades."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Pluto

Lust in Space.

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

Bad luck.

How the intergalactic war started...

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

I can give you the Moon.

Portrait of Bette Davis

Dog Astronaut