Lover Of The Cosmos Pillows

Man sees the earth from his window instead of the moon.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Newborn Cosmonaut

Big Bang Boulevard

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

China Launches Lunar Rover

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I opted for the upgrades."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Lust in Space.

Bad luck.

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

How the intergalactic war started...

I can give you the Moon.

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Dog Astronaut

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"