Storyteller Of The Skies T-Shirts

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Skywriter's Block

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"So much for eternal rest."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

'She loved me...'

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

The dark side of the moon

He's very defensive about his personal space.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

War games.

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

'I'm sorry, we don't have chicken or fish. However, we do have a choice of surcharges. Would you prefer fuel, technology upgrade or new labor deal?'