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'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Actually, I was an ugly prince transformed into a rather handsome frog, but the net effect is still the same."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Not here, Fred.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Witch's spell check.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.