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'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Actually, I was an ugly prince transformed into a rather handsome frog, but the net effect is still the same."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Beware of the Cat.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Paul and Debbie.

Witch's spell check.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Abra-Viagra."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."