Lovers Of The Stars Gifts

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Returns"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Canute Does It Again

Happy Valentine!

"I'm your sun!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Moonbillies.

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

Hermes