Lovers Of Legends Gifts

The Sword in the Stone, 2020

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Jack London

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Loch Ness Monster