Beach Vacationers Prints

'There... if we'd paid out for sun loungers on holiday we'd never have been able to afford this authentic goatskin bedspread.'

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Try me/try me/try me...

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Energy saving mode

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Feeling for shells

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Noooooooooooo!"

"How's it look back there?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."