Beachside Adventurers Gifts

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Bitchbark Canoe

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Beach snowman.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Son burying his dad in sand

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Crabbing