Loneliness Comedy Fan Gifts

"No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Weditorials

Separations.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Valentines

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!