Loneliness Comedy Fan Gifts

"No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Valentines

Separations.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Weditorials

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!