Island Survivor Humorist Pillows

'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Swine flu.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Shark food pyramid.

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Scene on the English coast.

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"Sure he's cute, but we should have discussed this."

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

Republican Beach. . . Nature Preserve rule: EAT OR BE EATEN!

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

When the prey becomes the predator.

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'