Wild West Humor Lover Prints

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Cattlemans Saloon.

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"Giddyup."

Reality Wagon Train

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Him? Nah, he ain't dead! That's my spare sidekick in case you go flat!"

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Wanted for Stick Up

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

I don't care that you always did want to be a song bird. Stop it or leave.

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"