Wild West Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"El muy mal perro"

"Billy the kiddy!"