Wild West Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the kiddy!"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

Domestic Pardners

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'